Abraham Lincoln was right on one thing, anyway. You can fool some of the people all of the time.
Republican hero
Pro-civil rights, pro-environment, pro-consumer Republican before the Southern Strategy began in 1964; kleptocratic, racist, bigoted Republican from 1964 on
Responsibility, individual
Collective irresponsibility
Right to life
Right to lie; Right of the unborn to be born, but nothing thereafter. In extreme cases, Death to abortionists!
Right to Work
(Laws against union shops) Right not to get paid; right not to be safe on the job; right to have your employer steal your pension fund
The most important of States' Rights. We will secede if necessary to maintain this right against Yankee/N***** tyranny. If they can violate the Original Intent of the Constitution by enforcing the 14th Amendment, then the Constitution no longer binds us and we're outta here. This has nothing to do with past slavery or racism at any time in history.
Secular Humanist
N*****-loving Darwinist who claims that we are all descended from Black Africans, even rich Southern White males, whom we all know to be the pinnacle of God's Creation.
Sensible
Greedy, racist, and intolerant
Silent Majority, The
The shrieking minority
Single Payer
Social program for the riff-raff; theft of all legitimate health insurance company profits. See alsoPublic Option