Code Words/Inartfully Worded–Law and order

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Inartfully worded
What idiot said what we meant?—Republican National Committee (Concerning a questionnaire that suggested the use of voter registration records for denying health care to Republicans in a racist "Democrat" Health Care plan); See also Great White Hope, The Truth!!, Michelle Bachmann, Tom Toles Ever So Sorry; "Voter ID, which is going to allow Gov. [Mitt] Romney to win the state of Pennsylvania: Done."—Pennsylvania House Republican leader Mike Turzai; Mitt Romney's 47% of moochers statement, "I'll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives," was "not elegantly stated".
Independent
From a company that is owned and operated by lobbyists—Dick Armey
Independent contractor
Employee with no benefits who can't unionize.—FedEx
Individual responsibility
Collective irresponsibility
Inflation
Rising wages for hourly workers—Alan Greenspan
Infrastructure
Pork
Issues
Abortion, birth control, and anything Obama is for, even if it was originally a Republican idea! Gay rights, [ not so much] since it became the majority view in the US.
Jobs, jobs, jobs
1) Cuts, cuts, cuts. Cut taxes for the 1%; cut social programs; cut regulations. See Supply-Side Economics. 2) Restrictions on abortions. 3) Our jobs, as long as we can fool enough of the people enough of the time.
Judeo-Christian Values
Racism, willful ignorance, theocracy, slavery, intolerance, Crusades, genocide, rejoicing at the sufferings of the Damned in Hell; also anti-Semitism
Judicial activist
One who holds that Constitutional protections apply to the riff-raff (particularly Supreme Court Chief Justice Earl Warren, who should have been impeached) or even to terrorists
Judicial restraint
Hell, no, you can't—Sen. Mitch McConnell, Rep. John Boehner
Junk Science
Science, particularly evolutionary biology ("Darwinist religion") and the alarmist Global Warming hoax—Sen. James Inhofe
Just Say No
Thinking for yourself should be classified as an illegal drug. Wait, don't you get it? He's Black!!!
Keynesianism
The discredited theory of economist John Maynard Keynes that government spending is appropriate in a recession to stimulate the economy, when we know perfectly well that only tax cuts for the rich can ever stimulate the economy
Kill Grandma bill
OMG, he's Black! As opposed to Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, who recommends that we stop providing emergency medical services to those who cannot pay for them
Kinder, gentler nation
Practicing kinder, gentler rapeGeorge H. W. Bush See Compassionate Conservatism
Law and order
Keeping the riff-raff in its place, and protecting America from the hoodie

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